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Dog Tails |
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On the first day of creation, God created the dog.
On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth (especially the horse) to serve as potential food for the dog.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labour for the good of the dog.
On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy and the man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the dog.
Thinking of getting a dog? The following are new dog breeds now recognized by the AKC:
1. Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
2. Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
3. Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
4. Great Pyrenees + Daschshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
5. Pekingese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
6. Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, fresh and clean as a whistle
7. Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, a dog nine out of ten doctors prefer
8. Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for CPAs
9. Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
10. Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
11. Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by...oh it doesn't matter
12. Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
13. Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
14. Bull Terrier + Shitzu = use your imagination....